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captainshroom:

this bag of spaghetti is the same weight as a newborn child
i intend to eat it all

captainshroom:

this bag of spaghetti is the same weight as a newborn child

i intend to eat it all

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pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

(Source: College Humor, via apinchofsanity)

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alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

(Source: harmaleizer, via oikeesti)

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tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

(Source: coloursong, via castiels-graceless-booty)

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itsevaltias:

Samira sketch ~

itsevaltias:

Samira sketch ~

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flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

(Source: the-real-f-word-feminism, via jaredbulge)

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via jaredbulge)

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stormxpadme:

 Director Fury is stalling

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via official--satan)

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illegally-ginger:

yourlocalpsychopath:

deanmondean:

megadestielfan:

even-rocks-break:

This hurts

its been almost nine complete seasons and its still too soon

it has been nine complete seasons and this is still too soon

fun fact: Jess was originally supposed to be a demon who would betray Sam instead of burn on the ceiling
she was basically planted in his life to help develop his psychic powers and wasn’t ever actually in love with him

that fact is not fun

illegally-ginger:

yourlocalpsychopath:

deanmondean:

megadestielfan:

even-rocks-break:

This hurts

its been almost nine complete seasons and its still too soon

it has been nine complete seasons and this is still too soon

fun fact: Jess was originally supposed to be a demon who would betray Sam instead of burn on the ceiling

she was basically planted in his life to help develop his psychic powers and wasn’t ever actually in love with him

that fact is not fun

(Source: kevinsollo, via castiels-graceless-booty)

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post-apocalypticqueen:

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

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This was either genius planning or fate.

(via princess-romanova)

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heatherleighann:

relientkenny:

Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars

THIS SHOULVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE

this book/movie still kills me because half of me is like ‘Augustus Waters is a pretentious asshole and I hate him’ but the other half of me is like ‘Augustus Waters is a pretentious asshole who is also charming and I’ll take five’

(Source: augustus-elg0rt, via princess-romanova)

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Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

anna-mator:

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
  • collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

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stilinskyed:

i think found my new favorite gif

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